quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via danapoleon)

(Source: give-chase, via supernaturallyfrelled)

codependentsoulmates:

CAN YOU IMAGINE. SAM CONTEMPLATING THAT FACT THAT HE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT OUT OF THIS ALIVE. BUT IN  HIS HEAD HE’S LIKE. “AT LEAST I WOULD HAVE DONE RIGHT BY DEAN. AT  LEAST I WOULD HAVE MADE HIM PROUD.” 

(via inyourpassengerseat)

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

(via inyourpassengerseat)

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

(via quintessentially-smita)

(Source: shapsterr, via oopssorrybye)

(Source: jullietth, via smilerg16)

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

referring to fandoms’ use of the term “wank”

(via inyourpassengerseat)

(Source: pin-eye-woman, via smilerg16)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice, via lgbtlaughs)

drunkwarrior:

it’s kinda cool to think almost everyone in history has probably masturbated at least once

(via thelovedbird)

niicolodean:

• call you names
• tell you weird and personal details about myself
• say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
• type in caps a lot.

(via thelovedbird)

ladyavenger:

no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.

(via thelovedbird)

dirkstirfry:

my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know

(via thelovedbird)

“Can we have one fucking conversation without you reminding me that my god damn husband is dead?”

(Source: heathledgers, via gunsmokeandnicotine)